Libby And Fat-Elvises Chat About:

How much better last week's lost episode was,

Benjamin Braff's Curious Condition,

A tract-packed human volcano,

Carrot Tops and Coffee Bottoms,

A scathing criticism of Big Olive,

and the mystery of Shania One.

NEXT WEEK: ANCIENT EGYPT!

Libby and Flower-Drinking Friends Chat About:

Joseph Gordon Levitt Get It and Love It,

Mister Mustard Mouth,

Keebler Customer Service,

Communication via Chiney emojis,

and Libby's Little Angels.

Next time: Alcohol!

Libby and Fried Foods Chat About:

Other people's crumbs,

"deep" versus "rim" south,

the tragic tale of Fat Again John Goodman,

various fluids by viscosity, 

cold jeans on a Friday night,

store-brand cans of fat,

and Dansplaining the Ninja Turtles reboot.

Next time: HIPPOS!

Libby and Founding Fathers Chat About:

Wizard husbandry,

the Inflation of Pleasance,

alternative uses for Funyuns, 

and time-traveling dick jokes.

Libby and Four-Months-Ago-People Chat About: 

Waffle House

Syrup House

Seaman House

and Honey Buckets

Libby And Flagrant mutineers Chat About:

The lack of timely Halloweenness,

Jon's inability to escape the Piña Colada Song,

Tim Honks and the Borbs,

much ado about big jugs,

Fruity Booty and sucky treats,

Mouth Klaus,

Pros and cons of "Taz Head,"

Sugartits Gibson,

and Jumanji Logic

Libby And Fellas Chat About:

Mostly just offensive Japanese accents,

a few ghost stories, 

the ol' Christina Reacharound,

and Pecan John.

Libby And Food critics Chat About:

More things to LAKTATE,

reverse-engineered alcohol candy,

beer pressure,

Libby's butthole punishments,

three Jeff Goldblums and a dinosaur,

Franson's sneaky features,

ass mangoes and egg pockets,

and Blax Mix.

Libby And Former fat kids Chat About:

Deep-fried breading,

A college freshman's "Sex A Chore,"

goat metabolism,

young Jon's rookie card,

gas-station-food physique,

Libby's thwompy dumpster ass,

Beggin' Burger King,

a "soft four",

fat stats,

and a whole new way to LAKTATE

Libby and Fluffy-backed titbabblers Chat About:

Boobs in the mail for Bubba Paluza,

Libby's Shopko dreamgirl,

the strict and magical rules of Dr. Grant,

Cruddy Butter,

cocksnappers,

poop-ornaments in the shaft alley,

rimbombs and La Bamba,

and Grandmother Willow's spunkwater.